My brother, Tyler, and I often have long winded, unintelligible texting conversations. Every so often, my wife, Sarah, gets a hold of my phone and starts reading our conversations out loud to me. During this Stender story time that I cherish so much, Sarah is glaring at me, rolling her eyes and shaking her head – all at the same time. I’m usually laughing uncontrollably as she accentuates the especially odd or off color conversations. Sometimes they make no sense, sometimes they’re very strange, but always I find them amusing, so here are a few for sharing.