Changing the Twins’ Diapers

Changing Hendrick’s diaper is like being in a pool, wrestling with the water itself.  Just when you think the water couldn’t possibly twist out of your hands any more, it does a reverse 180 and shows you it’s bottom.

Changing Maren’s diaper is like trying to keep a straight face while talking to the Pope; with a TV in the background playing the scene from Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey has Steve Carrell talking in gibberish.  You’re desperately trying to focus on affixing the adhesive diaper tabs while the small baboon on the table is making fart noises and squealing like a feral piglet.

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